Lyrics

I’d like to introduce to you
A different kind of doctor from kalamazoo
She’s going to make us happy as a clam or two
Going to do it with style

When you’re sick in bed and feeling blue
Call Doctor Giggles and she’ll come visit you
She’s got the medicine to help you through
She’ll bring you a smile

And you’ll go Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
He He He He He He He He
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho
That’s what you’ll do

Doctor Giggles has a medicine kit
And it’s packed so full that it’s sides might split
With twelve whoopie cushions and some tickly bits
And a few long haired hamsters

Well Doctor Giggles travels far and wide
To visit children at their bedside
And sometimes they get a little cross-eyed
From all the laughter

We all go Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
He He He He He He He He
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho
That’s what she’s after

‘Cause her jokes are world class
Her wagon runs on laughing gas
And she can turn a million frowns upside down, in a flash,
That Doctor Giggles is a gas

She makes chuckle soup with laughing stock
Has silly string sewn into her sock
And she can tickle any funny bone from all the way around the block

Oh she can stop a willow from weeping
She’s got a horn up her sleeve for safekeeping
And even when she’s done you’ll keep laughing all night, so forget sleeping.

She’s gonna laugh and giggle and wiggle and tickle and toot (hoo hoo)
Cause laughter is the best medicine, and she brings it to you (hoo hoo)
She’s gonna laugh and giggle and wiggle and tickle and toot (hoo hoo)
Cause laughter is the best medicine, and Doctor Giggle’s is a hoot (hoo hoo)

You got me laughing till my tummy hurts (Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha)
You got me laughing so hard (He He He He He He He He)
Lets all laugh a little louder now (Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho)
Until we feel it in our hearts

We all go Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
We go He He He He He He He He
We’ll go Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho
That Doctor Giggles is a blast